The Merle Girls Considering I’ve been on this planet for less than three decades I sure have been able to rack up quite an impressive list of regrets. Namely, I never went to the Century Club before it shut its doors, I wore brown lip liner in 8th grade and I never had …
Getting Nailed, Again
Getting Nailed, Again Few things are as synonymous with pampering as pedicures. Available in almost every shopping center in suburbia this relatively inexpensive luxury usually requires no appointment and can be enjoyed solo or with friends. I know many people who equate “me time” as soaking in a tub of warm water filled with …
The Facial Chronicles Part 1
The Facial Chronicles Part 1: Today I got a good old-fashioned facial. No frills, no 24kt gold dust, no sea buckthorn just a facial, and it was great. If I had to compare my beauty diet to that of an actual diet I’d say that while a fire and ice facial might be …
Smooth as silk: Microdermabrasion Facial
Most days I take great care of my skin. The serums, the retinols, the exfoliators…yeah, I do all that on the regular. I use so many great products that oftentimes salespeople don’t know what to sell me…perhaps a lesson on self-control but that’s another story. However, despite my efforts there’s comes a time when I …
Urban Decay All Nighter Liquid Foundation.
Urban Decay All Nighter Liquid Foundation. I am usually very old-school when it comes to makeup compared to the new trends that have all these women looking flawless and quite frankly a little “The Same.” Women of all ages are now looking at YouTube and searching frantically on social media for videos on tricks …
Lashes for Days
Lashes for Days I have the smallest eyes you’ve ever seen. Seriously, I make beavers look bright and doe-eyed so I’ve always been a bit obsessed about enhancing my eyes. I go dramatic on my eye makeup most days, I don’t stop slathering on the mascara until Tammy Faye Bakker would be proud and …